Bunty: Hey sweetheart, meet my friend Pappu. Girlfriend: Hi, what do you do? Pappu: I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive!
Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai? Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai? Banta: Nahi Toh! Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai! Happy Valentine's Day!
One Man Coming in Bar Man: One Vodka Price Bar Man: Rs. 5/- Sir Man: What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please? Bar Man: Rs. 7/- Sir Man: Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner? Bar Man: No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend Man: Whats He Doing With Your Girlfriend? Bar Man: The Same Thing That Im Doing to His Business Here.
Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!