Pappu: My girlfriend has left me. Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reson for ditching you? Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back.
Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. Bunty: So what did she ask for? Pappu: She replied that "NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds". Bunty: So you get her diamonds? Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.
Girlfriend: Dear, it's my birthday tomorrow. Pappu: Happy birthday in advance! Girlfriend: What gift shall you give to me? Pappu: What do you want? Girlfriend: A 'Ring'. Pappu: I shall give you a 'Ring' but please don't pick it up as my balance is very less!
Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement. Girl: Delete my number. Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved!
To impress his girlfriend, Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered Benigno Bergamini Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!
Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit. Bunty: Quite interesting, But how? Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!