Bunty: Hey sweetheart, meet my friend Pappu. Girlfriend: Hi, what do you do? Pappu: I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive!
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ? Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!