A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat, "Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai"! It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means 'BeCause'!
There are 3 Dolls in a man's life: 1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll 2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll 3. His Wife - डांवाडोल
Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you. Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!
Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun. Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah! Boyfriend: 5 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke!
हँसी के लिये गम कुरबान, ख़ुशी के लिये आँसू कुरबान, दोस्त के लिये जान भी कुरबान और अगर दोस्त की Girlfriend मिल जाए तो... . . . . . . . साला दोस्त भी कुरबान!
Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it? Pappu: So now I have two.