Insult Ki Hadh: Girl: Mummy, Kya Main Beautiful Dikhti Hun? Mummy: Apne BF Se Puch Le. Girl: BF Nahi Hai. Mummy: To Khud Hi Samjh Ja Ab!
Girl: Mujhe Kyon Dekh Rahe Ho, Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi Hai Kya? Boy: Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hun. Girl: Kyon ? Boy: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye!
Boy: Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho? Girl: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se Achha Hai, Jana Pehchana Kameena Mil Jaye!
Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho? Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai. Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!
To all girls who die for 'size zero' and to all boys who wanna such a girl as a Gf: . . . . . . . . . . . "Real man` goes for curves. Haddiyon Pe To Kutte Marte Hain!
Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook: Girl: Kaun Ho Tum? Boy: Hasrat Tumhari. Girl: Chahte Kya Ho? Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari. Girl: Pachtaoge Tum! Boy: Kismat Hamari. Girl: Married Hun Main. Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!