A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U. Gal Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke. boy Replies Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir? badhi aayi thapad marungi.
Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho? Boy:bachpan se roj 4. Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti. Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein? Girl: No Boy: To kya wo car apki hai? Girl: No Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai. MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai.
A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat. Suddenly.. He saw a girl and He used the tree for making bed. Moral: A HOLE CAN CHANGE YOUR GOAL.
Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!
Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho! Girl: Mere dad Chinese the. Santa: Wo kaha hai! Girl: Mar gaye. Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!