Pappu: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf? Girl: That is unfortunate. Pappu: What did you say?
Pappu was following a girl. Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you. Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her!
Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off. Bunty: Did you use the opportunity? Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!
Maths teacher asked JOHNY: If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get? JOHNY replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.
Boy ask a Girl: Vidai ke time ladki kyu roti hai..?? – Girl: Agar tujhe pata chale ki ghar se dur le ja ke koi tujhe bartan manjvayega to tu kya nachega.