Insult Ki Hadh: Girl: Mummy, Kya Main Beautiful Dikhti Hun? Mummy: Apne BF Se Puch Le. Girl: BF Nahi Hai. Mummy: To Khud Hi Samjh Ja Ab!
Boy: Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho? Girl: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se Achha Hai, Jana Pehchana Kameena Mil Jaye!
Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho? Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai. Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!
Height of positive attitude: On chat: Boy: I love you Girl: hahahahaha . . . . Boy to his friend: Bhai, Maan Gayi 5 Baar 'Ha' Boli!
Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai? Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain! Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha? Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!
Jeeto: Let's practice Maths. We start with additions. Eg: A girl gave you 2 candies & 2 chocolates. What's your answer? Pappu: Luv u baby, Mmmuuaaahh...