Boy: Do you love me? Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you. Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna. *Blocked*
Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho? Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai. Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!
Height of positive attitude: On chat: Boy: I love you Girl: hahahahaha . . . . Boy to his friend: Bhai, Maan Gayi 5 Baar 'Ha' Boli!
Boy: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Ruk Jaata Hun Main. Girl: Wow, you love me so much? Boy: Nahi, Pokemon Go Khel Raha Hun!
Jeeto: Let's practice Maths. We start with additions. Eg: A girl gave you 2 candies & 2 chocolates. What's your answer? Pappu: Luv u baby, Mmmuuaaahh...
Girl: How much do you love me? Pappu: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM. Girl: Oh my God! I am so lucky. Pappu: Thank God, She doesn't know that mobile has dual SIMs.