Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs". Banta: Go on. I am all ears. Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong. Santa: I think he's ready for marriage!
Boy: Duniya bhulai meine tere liye, Jannate sajai meine tere liye, par tune kya kiya mere liye.. Girl: Munnii badnaam hui Darling tere liye.
Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna. Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge. Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to? Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi
Boy: Would you like to be the sun of my life? Girl: Awww YES! Boy: Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!