Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend? Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'? Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!
Teacher: Where’s your homework? Girl: Um… (looks to boyfriend for help)? Boy: It was my fault. Sorry. Girl: (whispers) What r u doing? (he smiled & winked at her) Teacher: What? Boy: It was my fault. Teacher: How so? Boy: I walked her to school today & offered to carry her books. Teacher: So where’s her homework? Boy: I dropped it. Teacher: Why? Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren’t the best teacher ever. (everyone laughs & teacher smiles) Teacher: I’ll give you one more day to get it finished!
Sindhi in Bangkok to a Call Girl- How much for a hand job? Girl- 50$, do u want it? Sindhi- No! I was curious to know how much I save, when I do it myself!!
Way to Impress a Girl: Respect Her Honour Her Love Her Protect Her Care For Her HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY: Just Smile Once & The Game Is Over