Boy: Your favorite cuisines? Girl: Gaurav, Mohit Bhaiya, Shilpa Di... Par Chote Chacha Ki Ladki, Pinky is my favorite. Boy: Bas Behan Bas!
Boy: Sad Kyon Ho? Girl: Mere Parents Mere Haath Peele Karna Chahte Hain. Boy: Is Mein Bura Kya Hai, Tum Shaadi Ke Layak Ho Gayi Ho. Girl: But Mujhe Peela Rang Nahi Pasand "I Love Pink"!
Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai. Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya. Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai. Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!
Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai? Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain! Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha? Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!