Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl. Boy: I love you. Girl: Stupid I am older than you. Boy: I am mad in your love. Girl: Get lost. Boy: Didi, Please Set Ho Jao!
Misbah Ul Haq trying to propose an Australian girl: Misbah: Main Aap Se Be-Inteha Mohabbat Karta Hun. Girl: What? Misbah: Main Aap Se Pyaar Karta Hun. Girl: Please speak in English. Misbah: Boys played well... it was just a bad luck today and we lost the match!
Kya Aapki Girl Friend Ke Paas Yeh Sab Hai? Sulagta Jism? Nashili Ankhen? Kanp-kapate Honth? Tharthrata Badan? Agar hai.. . . . . To Usko SWINE FLU Hua Hai!
Boy: I love you. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na? Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho? Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun. Girl: Kaun Se College? Boy: "IIN", Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni!