Boy: There is no ink in this pen Girl: Are u blind? there is ink in this pen Boy: Then write your phone number and Show.
Boy- Can i Hold your Hand? Girl- No! Boy- Why? Gal- Bcoz it Hurts when you Leave it. Boy- Maa kasam, Humari Acting! To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting
Girl: What can u do for me? Boy: Everything Girl: Can u leave your parents for me? Boy: Sorry dear, I cant leave my old God for a new Temple!
Sindhi in Bangkok to a Call Girl- How much for a hand job? Girl- 50$, do u want it? Sindhi- No! I was curious to know how much I save, when I do it myself!!
FULL FORM OF GIRL: G: Gossip mein sabse aage, I: Innocent sirf shakal se, R: Rone ki automatic machine, L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye