Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest. Pappu: Then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.
Pappu: A girl said, "I love you" to me. Bunty: What did you say? Pappu: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me".
Pappu: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Pappu: Do you even know what I said? Girl: Yes. Pappu: What did I say then? Girl: Will you go out with me? Pappu: Sure.
Pappu: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf? Girl: That is unfortunate. Pappu: What did you say?
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me? Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you. Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho? Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!