Boy: I love you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I'll die for you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I can't live without you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I can do anything for you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I'll give you a diamond ring. Girl: Really? Boy: Babaji ka Thullu!
Boy: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho? Girl: Arz Maarti Hu: Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada; Samjha Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada; Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada; Hey Ishqzade, Tu Hi Hai Woh, 'HaramZada'!
Boy: Viber Use Karrti Ho? . . . . . Girl: Ufff! Ye un-educated Bhi Na! Dear, Viber Nahi, Wiper Hota Hai... Aur Main Tabhi Use Karti Hun Jab Pani Jyaada Ho, Warna Pochha Hi Lagati Hun!
Boy: Sad Kyon Ho? Girl: Mere Parents Mere Haath Peele Karna Chahte Hain. Boy: Is Mein Bura Kya Hai, Tum Shaadi Ke Layak Ho Gayi Ho. Girl: But Mujhe Peela Rang Nahi Pasand "I Love Pink"!
Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai. Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya. Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai. Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!