Ek Nai App I Hai... Ek Ghanta Mobile Nahi Chhu To Mobile Se Awaj Aati Hai "Malik Jinda Ho Ya Chal Base"
Purush Ki Aakhiri Guru Uski Patni Hoti Hai Uske Pashchaat Use N To Kisi Gyan Ki Aavayashkata Hoti Hai N Hi Koi Gyan Kam Aata Hai
Ghanta: 70 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hu Sochta Hu Shadi Kar Lun! Santa: Ha Shadi Jarur Karni Chahiye! Ghanta: Kunwari Se Karu Ya Vidhva Se? Santa: Kunwari Se Karle Vidhva To Apne Aap Ho Jayegi!
Padhai ke Ghante: Medical Student = -12 Ghanta CA Student = 10 Ghanta MBA Student = 8 Ghanta Law Student = 6 Ghanta BBA Student = 3 Ghanta B.Com Student = 1 Ghanta Engineer Student = Ghanta
HR Head addressing employees: This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve. One of the Employees: What is that? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta Milega!"