Pappu Har Station Par Utar Kar Usse Agle Station Ka Ticket Kharid Raha Tha Kyon? Kyonki Doctor Ne Use Lamba Safar Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha
Pathan: Station Jaane Ke Kitne Paise Loge? Riksha Wala: 50 Rupaye! Pathan: 20 Rupaye Le Lo! Riksha Wala: 20 Rupaye Main Kaun Leker Jayega? Pathan: Tum Pichhe Baitho Ham Lekker Jayegen!
Santa Pulis Station Gaya Aur Bola: Mujhe Girftar Kar Lo Mainne Apane Bivi Ke Sar Par Danda Mara Hai Thanedar: Vo Mar Gai Kya? Santa: Vo To Bach Gai Par Ab Meri Khair Nahin