Chuha Billi Se Darta Hai; Billi Kutte Se Darti Hai; Kutta Aadmi Se Darta Hai; Aadmi Bivi Se Darta Hai; Bivi Chuhe Se Darti Hai Kyonki Duniya Gol Hai
Ek Gore Aadmi Ka Kala Bachcha Paida Hua Tabhi Vah Apani Patni Ke Pas Jakar Bola "Yaar Main Bhi Gora Tum Bhi Gori To Ye Bachcha Kaise Kala Ho Gaya?" Patni Boli "Darling Main Bhi Hot Tum Bhi Hot Shayad Bachcha Jal Gaya Hoga"
Ek Aadmi Ne Apane Fesbuk Status Men Likha "Patni Chahiye"A 2 Ladkiyon Ne Ise Like Kiya Aur 140 Adamiyon Ne Comment Kiya "Meri Le Ja"A Aadmi Ne Dobara Likha "Mag Nahin Raha Puch Raha Hu"A
Agra Ka Tajmahal Gawah Hai Is Baat Ka Ki... . . . . . . . . . Aurat Jite Ji Hi Nahin... Marne Ke Baad Bhi Aadmi Ki Jeben Khali Karwa Sakti Hain
Main Itna Midil Class Aadmi Hu Ki Mujhe Sirf Sarkari Asptal Ki Davayen Hi Sut Karti Hain Janral Wala Midil Class!
Jab Gabbar Paida Hua To Uski Mammi Ne Use Tin Thappad Mare Gabbar Ke Pita: Kya Baat Ho Gai? Gabbar Ki Maa: Kambakht Paida Hote Hi Puch Raha Tha Ki Kitne Aadmi The?