Ladaka Aur Ladaki Hath Men Hath Dale Kahin Ja Rahe The Tabhi Ek Bachcha Aaya Aur Ladke Se Bola . .. ... "Bhaiya Kal Wali Didi Jyada Mast Thi!"
Pathan Coffi Shop Men Water Se: Ek Cofi Kitne Ki Hai? Water: Sar 50 Rupaye Pathan: Samne Wali Dukan Par To 1 Rupaye Likha Hai Water: Abe Dhayan Se Padh Cofi Nahin Copy Likha Hai Photostat Ki Dukan Hai Vo
Banti: Kya Koi Card Dekhkar Bhi Bhavishyavani Kar Sakta Hai? Pappu: Han Kar Sakta Hai Banti: Kaun? Pappu: Meri Maa Vo Mera Report Card Dekhte Hi Bata Deti Hain Ki Pitaji Ke Aate Hi Meri Kya Gat Banne Wali Hai
Mahila (Doctor Se): Inki Bimari Thik Karo Ye Rat Men Jorjor Se Mera Naam Pukaarte Hain Doctor: Aap To Bahut Khushkismat Ho Mahila: Are Nahin Kal Inki Biwi Maayke Se Lautane Wali Hai
Jab Bhi Aap Mahsus Kare Ki 1. Aapki Patni Behad Khubsurat Hai 2. Tikhe Nayanon Wali Hai 3. Buddhiman Hai Grehlakshmi Hai 4. Aapse Koi Apeksha Nahin Karti Hai 5. Niswarth Swabhav Se Samarpit Hai Tab Samajh Len Jis Madira Ka Sevan Aap Ne Kiya Hai Vah Uchchakoti Ki Hai
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Raha Hu Maa: Shabas! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Beta: Aapki Hone Wali Bahu Ke SMS De Thappad! De Thappad!