Not Asli Hai Ya Nakli Janchne Ke Liye Ye Karen: Not Ko Char Bar Fold Karen Not Ko Majbut Jagah Par Rakhe Hathaudi Ya Patthar Se Not Par Pach Chot Majbuti Se Mare Not Ko Sidha Karen Gandhi Ji Ke Chashme Ko Dhyan Se Dekhen Agar Chashma Toot Gaya Ho To Not Nakli Hai
Pappu Dukan Pe Saman Lene Gaya To Dukandaar 500 Ka Not Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Pappu: Lala Ji Kitne Bhi Dhyan Se Dekh Lo Gandhi Ji Ki Jagah Caterina Nahin Dikhegi
Techer: Batao Congress Ki Sthapana Kisane Ki? Pappu: Pata Nahi Sar Kisne Ki Par Visarjan To Rahul Gandhi Hi Karenge
Rahul Gandhi Ne Is Bar Had Hi Kar Di Jab Unhonne Soniya Se Pucha: Mammi Jab Pulis Lathi Charj Karti Hai To... Charjar Nokiya Ka Hi Lagati Hai Ya Samsang Ka?
Pappu: Ma'm, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head? Teacher: Because of intelligence. Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!