Shadi Se Pahle Lagai Jane Wali Haldi Ladaki Ke Liye Beuty Cream Aur Ladake Ke Liye First Aid Hoti Hai
Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere. Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere. Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri. Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar... Lekin Koi HINT To De De!
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Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai? Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!