Pathan Apni Bivi Ki Kabr Pe Jorjor Se Pankha Chala Ke Ro Raha Tha Kisi Ne Kaha: Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah Pathan Bola: Marne Wali Kah Gai Thi Meri Kabr Ki Mitti Sukhane Ke Baad Hi Dusra Nikah Karna Pata Nahin Kaun Sala Roj 2 Balti Pani Dal Jata Hai?
Pathan Coffi Shop Men Water Se: Ek Cofi Kitne Ki Hai? Water: Sar 50 Rupaye Pathan: Samne Wali Dukan Par To 1 Rupaye Likha Hai Water: Dhayan Se Padho Cofi Nahin Copy Likha Hai Photostat Ki Dukan Hai Vo
Adhyapika: Beta Uttar Wali Sheet Par Sabse Pahle Kya Likhna Chahiye? Pappu: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gaye Uttar Kalpnik Hain Jinka Kisi Bhi Buk Se Koi Sambandh Nahin Hai
Pappu Apni Gav Ki Garlfrend Ko Leker Hotal Men Gaya Water Ne Pucha: Kya Loge? Garlfrend: Sabjiyon Wali Gujhiya Water: Vo Kya Hota Hai? Pappu Bola: Ye Momos Mang Rahi Hai
Banti: Yaar Kya Koi Card Dekhkar Bhi Bhavishyavani Kar Sakta Hai? Pappu: Ha Bilkul Kar Sakta Hai Banti: Kaun? Pappu: Meri Maa Vo Mera Report Card Dekhte Hi Bata Deti Hain Ki Papa Ke Aate Hi Meri Kya Halat Hone Wali Hai
Hindustani Nari Sanskaron Wali Hoti Hain Vo Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko 'Abe Gadhe/A Gadhe' Nahin Kahati Isiliye Kahti Hain "E Ji/ O Ji Sunte Ho"