Kiss is not like Nokia = Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike = Just Do It Kiss is not like Pepsi = Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag = Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Pappu went to Film City to see the movie shoot. Actress at shooting: Ufff.... Kitni Garmi hai. Dil Kar Raha Kissi Bade Fan ke Niche Jaake So Jaun! Pappu: M'am, Main Aapka Buhut Bada Fan Hun!
Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives. Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!
Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion? Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!