Main Bachpan Se Itna Pratibhashali Raha Hu Ki Rishtedaar Pariksha Parinam Ke Baad Sirf Itna Hi Puchhte... . . . . . . . . . . Tu Paas Hua
Ek Ladaka (Pathan Se): Main Agar Chahu To Tamam Pathanon Ko Jannat Se Nikal Kar Jahnum Men La Sakta Hu! Pathan: Kaise? Ladaka: Main Jahnum Men Naswar Ki Dukan Kholunga!
Ek Pathan Dusre Pathan Se: Tum Ye Int Liye Kyon Fir Rahe Ho? Dusra Pathan: Main Apna Ghar Bechna Chahta Hu Ye Uska Namuna Hai!
Pappu Ne Apani Garlfrend Ko Text (Text) Kiya "Jaan Main Tumhare Bina Nahin Rah Sakata Tum Mujhse Shadi Karogi?" Garlfrend Ne Jawab Bheja "Kaun Mar Raha Hai Ab Maine To Apne Sabhi Sampark Nambar Fone Men Se Kho Diye Hain"A
Banti: Main Zindagi Men Kuch Bada Aur Safsuthara Karna Chahta Hu Pappu: To Tu Ek Hathi Ko Nahla De Vo Bada Bhi Hai Aur Saf Bhi Ho Jayega
Techer: Agar Tumhari Pant Ki Ek Jeb Men 1000/ Rupaye Aur Dusari Jeb Men Bhi 1000/ Rupaye Hon To Tum Kya Sochoge? Pappu: Yahi Ki Main Kahin Papa Ki Pant To Nahin Pahan Aaya