funeral jokes in hindi

Man: Aap Kya Karti Ho?
Lady: Dulhan Taiyaar Karti Hu, Parlour Hai Mera.. Aur Aap?
Man: Mein Dulhe Taiyaar Karta Hu
Lady: Acha, Parlour Hai Aapka?
Man: Nahin, Guptrog Ka Hakim Hu..!

Rajinikanth was shot today...
Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow.

Santa to banta why are you watching
the funeral by BINOCULAR
santa replies because
DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!