Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party? Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom. Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad. Son: Ye Ghar Hai ya Bank ki Loan Branch?
"You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point. Pappu: M'am, my dad can. Teacher: Please explain yourself. Pappu: He keeps ducks!
R we friends or r we not u told me once but i 4got 4 all da friends i’v eva met ur da 1 won’t 4get n if i die b4 u do i’ll go 2 heaven n wait 4 u. xXx