flying jokes cartoons

Mom: Sofa Letne Ke Liye Nahi Hota Baithne Ke Liye Hota Hai.
Son: Haan Toh Chappal Bhi Maarne Ke Liye Nahi Pehen Ne Ke Liye Hoti Hai...
Ek Chappl Aur Padi!

Bunty: What is the best way to see flying saucers?
Pappu: Pinch the waitress!