Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground. Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"
Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha. Pilot Hairani Se: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sir? Santa: BC Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno, Chal Idhar De.