Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya. Friend 2: Kaise? Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
Facebook Pe Ye Post Kar Do... Friends, please suggest a good car in the range of 50 lakhs to 60 lakhs. Aapke Aadhe Rishtedaar To Heart Attack Se Hi Mar Jayenge!
Mujhe Meri GF Ne Hurt Kiya Toh Dil Karta Tha Ki Duniya Hi Chhod Doon. Lekin, Phir Mane Dil Ko Samjhaya. Yaar Tere Se Facebook Aur Whatsapp To Chhoda Nahi Jata, Duniya Kya Ghanta Chhodega!
Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones: Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge; Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!
Facebook addicts update status: Going home with 750 others. Someone: Bhai 750? Facebook addict: Haan Bhai... Train Se Ja Raha Hoon!