Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today? Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important. Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper!
बाबा रामदेव से अनुरोध है कि Exam का Season है, हो सके तो पतंजलि पेन लांच करें ताकि... हम छात्र लोग बिना पढ़े Answer लिख सकें।
सुनो ठकुराईन, इश्क़ UPSC के एग्जाम की तरह होता है... क्लियर हो जाए तो अफसर बना देता है... लटक जाए तो देवदास!
Santa: This is getting really irritating. Banta: What happened? Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has "insufficient funds"!
Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam Aaye Santa: Par Madam Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aati Hai Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Hai.