Life of a college student: Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi, Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi, Cell Hai - Balance Nahi, Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi, Exam Hai - Tension Nahi, Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!
Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer. Pappu: Exactly!
In IIT exam, Pappu writing a test. Prove Sin x = 6n Pappu cancelled 'n' from both the sides. Thus: Six = 6 He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT!