Naukar: Sahab Aapka Kutta To Bilkul Aadmi Jaisa Lagta Hai Kya Khilate Ho Ise? Santa: Nalayak Vo Kutta Nahin Mera Beta Hai Engineering Kar Raha Hai Aaj Kal Paper Chal Rahe Hain
Engineering college first day: Student: Sir, I didn't understand. Teacher: What, this topic? Student: Nahi, Yeh Ki Pata Nahi Kya Soch Kar Papa Ne Engineering Karne Ko Kaha!
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta: Pir hath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta: Pir hath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.