Har Barish Men Yahi Dua Hai Hamari; Barish Ke Jitne Katre Zameen Par Giren; Utni Baar Aap Fisal Ke Giren; . .. ... Khushiyon Ke Samandar Me
Agar Har Koi Tumhara Majak Udaye; Din Raat Bas Tumhe Satae; To Bas Ek Baar Yah Soch Lena Ki . . . . . . . . . . Kahin Tum Bi To Nahin Dikhte
Vo Aaj Bhi Sardi Men Thithur Rahi Hai Doston; Maine Ek Baar Bas Itna Kah Diya Ki . . . . . . . . . . "Sweter Ke Bina Caterina Lagti Ho"
Har Baar Alfaaz Hi Kafi Nahi Hote Kisi Ko Samjhane Ke Liye... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kabhi Kabhi Chate Bhi Lagane Padte
Ek Baar Ek Pathan Sicil Par Gun Gunata Hua Ja Raha Tha! Raste Men Usane Ek Aurat Ko Sicil Se Mar Diya! Aurat: Andhe Ho Kya Brak Nahin Mar Sakte The? Pathan: Pura Sicil Maar Diya Ab Brak Marne Se Kya Fayda!
Mom: Why do you watch English TV channels? Me: Kyun, Kya Problem Hai Usme? Mom : Koi culture hai woh? 100 baar shaadi-divorce. Me: What about "Ballika Vadhu"?