Agar Pen Gum Ho Jaye To Naya Pen Kharida Ja Sakta Hai Lekin Agar Us Pen Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Jaye To Us Dhakkan Ko Nahin Kharid Sakte Isliye Apne Doston Ka Khyal Rakhen; Kyonki Un Dhakknoon Men Kuch To Khas Baat Hoti Hai
Banti: Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya? Pappu: Liya Nahin Garlfrend Ka Uthaya Hai Banti: Kyon? Pappu: Wo Rojroj Kahti Thi Ki Tum Mera Fon Nahin Uthate Bas Aaj Uthane Ka Mauka Mil Gaya
Jito: Aji Sunte Ho Ghar Men Namak Nahin Hai Dal Men Kya Dalun? Santa: Tere Men Dimag To Hai Hi Nahin Naya Colget Active Daal De Usmen Namak Hi Namak Hai Pagli
Ek Shehari Ladke Ko Gaon Ki Chhori Se Naya-Naya Pyaar Hua Ladka: Jaanu Tumhe Whatsaap Chalana Aata Hai? Ladki: Nahin Ji, Par Aap Chalana Main Peeche Baith Jaungi..!
A friendship story: 1st frnd: Dekh maine naya mobile liya.. 2nd frnd: Waah, chal party de fir me tujhe gift duga. Sham ko wo hotel gaye. (after dinner) 2nd frnd: Tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya.? 1st frnd: Mobile bechke.. Teri khushi se badhkar thodi kuch hai.? 2nd frnd: Saale, mujhe pata tha, tu aisa hi krega.. Isliye maine tera becha hua mobile us dukan se le liya tha.. Le tera gift..! Zindagi me Dost nahi, Dosto me Zindagi hai its a really true friendship