eid mubarak jokes english

"Happy Bina Vajah De"
Aise Hi Mubarak Ho;
Khamkha Khush Raho;
Aur Khali Pili Hanste Raho

Nars: Mubarak Ho Khan Sahab Aap Ke Ghar Ladaka Paida Hua Hai!
Pathan: O Mere Khuda Yah Kaisa Technology Hai; Bivi Mera Hospital Men Hai Aur Bachchaa Ghar Paida Hua Hai!