Santa Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikala Ki Achanak Ek Kauve Ne Uske Sar Par Bhet Kar Di! Jito: Tishu Pepar Lekar Bahar I! To Santa Gusse Se Bola "Ab Kiski Saaf Karegi Kauva To Ud Gaya!"
Santa Kangal Hone Par Jito Se Bola "Tum Bachchon Ko Nani Ke Yaha Bhej Do; Aur Tum Apni Maa Ke Pas Chali Jao Mera Kya Hai? Main Sasuraal Chala Jaunga
Banta: Aapka Ek Dant Blu Kyon Hai? Santa: Yar Maine Ink Lagai Hui Hai Banta (Hairan Hokar) Bola: Wo Kyon Ji? Santa: "Oye Khote Blututh (Bluetooth) Ka Jamana Hai"
Santa Ek Baar Jagjit Singh Ka Gana Sun Raha Tha Jiske Bol The "Ye Daulat Bhi Le Lo Ye Shohrat Bhi Le Lo"A Santa Achanak Khada Hokar Bola "Main To Aap Se Bhi Jyada Pareshan Hu Meri To Aurat Bhi Le Lo
Santa Ke 60Ven Barthde Par Banta Bola "Ye Kek Par Balb Kyon Lagaya Hai?" Santa Bola "60 Candals Lagane Men Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi Isliye 60 Wat Ka Balb Laga Diya
Takkar Ke Baad Ek Driver Santa Se Bola "Maine Kar Ke Hadlit On-Off Karke Bataya Tha Ki Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do" Santa: Maine Bhi To Viper (Wiper) Chalakar Bataya Tha Ki N Kake (Kid) N!