Pathan Ne Dariya Men Dubte Hue Ek Bachche Ko Bacha Liya Aur Thodi Der Baad Dubara Dariya Me Fenk Diya! Ek Rahgir Ne Karan Pucha To Pathan Bola Ke Purani Kahavat Hai "Neki Kar Dariya Me Daal!"
Bas Men Ek Jawan Ladki Khadi Thi Pappu Ne Dekha Aur Khada Hokar Bola "Aap Meri Jagah Par Baith Jaaye"A Ladaki Ne Yah Sunkar Use Jor Se Ek Jhapad Laga Diya "Bhalai Ka To Jamana Hi Nahin Hai Aajkal" Yah Kah Kar Pappu Rote Hue Dobara Apne Papa Ki God Men Jakar Baith Gaya
Banta Ladki Dekhne Gaya! Thodi Der Chup Baithne Ke Bad Bola "English Handal Kar Leti Ho N?" Ladki Sharmate Hue Boli "Namkin Sath Men Ho To Desi Bhi Chalti Hai"!
Santa Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikala Ki Achanak Ek Kauve Ne Uske Sar Par Bhet Kar Di! Jito: Tishu Pepar Lekar Bahar I! To Santa Gusse Se Bola "Ab Kiski Saaf Karegi Kauva To Ud Gaya!"
Takkar Ke Baad Ek Driver Santa Se Bola "Maine Kar Ke Hadlit On-Off Karke Bataya Tha Ki Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do" Santa: Maine Bhi To Viper (Wiper) Chalakar Bataya Tha Ki N Kake (Kid) N!