Tum Kya Jano Us Vakt Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzari Thi Jab Usne Kaha Tha... . . . . . . . . Tum Mujhse Do Saal Chhote Ho Didi Bola Karo
Pathan College Men Ladki Se Bola "I Lav Yu"! Aur Fir Ladki Ko Bola "Ab Tum Bhi Mujhe Bolo"! Ladki: Main Abhi Jakar Sar Ko Bolti Hu! Pathan: Vo Pagal Ki Bachchi Sar Shadi Shuda Hain; Tum Mujhe Bolo Mujhe!
Bos: Tumhen 15 Din Ki Chhutti Kyon Chahiye? Pathan: Kajan Ka Shaadi Hai Bos: Kajan Ki Shadi Men 15 Chhuttiyan Kyon? Pathan (Sharmaate Hue) Bola: Kajan Ka Shadi Hamse Ho Raha Hai
Ek Plane Tufan Me Fas Gaya Pilat Ne Kaha: Kisi Ko Bachne Ki Dua Aati Hai Ki Kya? Ek Baba Khush Hokar Bola: Ha Mujhe Aati Hai Pilat: Thik Hai Baba Aap Dua Kijiye Ek Parashut Kam Hai