Santa Aur Jeeto Men Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Jito: Kash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Man Leti Aur Tumse Shadi N Karti Santa: Kya Matlab Tumhari Maa Ne Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha? Jito: Aur Nahin To Kya Santa: He Bhagwan! Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha
Santa Kabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Pulis: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa: Abbu Ke Liye Dua Pulis: Yah To Bachche Ki Kabar Hai Santa: Abbu Bachpan Men Hi Mar Gae The
Santa Banta Se: 20 Salon Men Aaj Pahli Bar Alarm Se Subah Subah Meri Nind Khul Gai Banta: Kyon Kya Tumhen Alarm Sunai Nahin Deta Tha? Santa: Nahin Aaj Subah Mujhe Jagane Ke Liye Meri Bivi Ne Alaarm Ghadi Fenk Kar Sir Par Mari
Santa Doctor Ke Paas Chek-Up Ke Liye Gaya Doctor: Tumhara "Lever" Sujh Gaya Hai Santa: Matlab Ab Isme Jyada Sharab Ki Jagah Ban Gayi Hai
Rah Chalti Khoobsurat Ladki Ko Jee Bhar Kar Dekhne Ke Liye 360° Ke Angle Par Gardan Ghuma Dene Wale Ladke Bhi Ek Tarah Se Yogi Hi Hain..
Yeh Zaroori Nahi Ki Har Rishta Khoon Ka Ho, Kuch Rishte Khoon Chusne Ke Liye Bhi Hote Hain... . . . . . . Jaise 'Pati-Patni' Ka Rishta Hi Le Lo!