Pappu: Maine Apni Garlfrend Ko Chumban Ke Liye Agrah Kiya! Tumhe Malum Hai Usne Kya Jawab Diya? Banti: Ladagar Ke Gussa Ho Gayi Kya? Pappu: Nahin Yaar Usne Kaha 'Karlo'!
Adhyapika: Agar Ek Aam Ke Ped Par 10 Kele Lage Hain Aur Unamen Se Hamne 7 Amrud Tod Liye To Kitne Angur Bache? Pappu: Madam 9 Hathi Bache Adhyapika: Vah Tumhen Kaise Pata Chala? Pappu: Madam Kyonki Main Aaj Khane Men Gobhi Ki Sabji Laya Hu Kahani Ka Naitik: Roj Brush Karo Varna Petrol Mahanga Ho Jayega!
Adhyapak: Tum Log Roj 8 Ghante Soya Karo Pappu: Asambhav Hai Sar Adhyapak: Wo Kyon? Pappu: Kyonki Skool To Sirf 6 Ghante Ke Liye Hota Hai
Pappu: Tum Shadi Ke Baad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahin Mangogi Na? Ladaki: Nahin Main Aisi Ladki Nahin Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena
Pappu Ek Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue Ja Raha Tha Aurat: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Teri Maa Ki Umra Ki Ho Pappu: To Main Bhi Apne Bap Ke Liye Hi Dhund Raha Hu
Pappu: Main Apne Purane Doston Ko Bahut Miss Kar Raha Hu Garlfrend: Are Bebi Main Hu Na Tumhare Paas Pappu: Sachchi Garlfrend: Ha Pappu: To Chal Fir 500/ Rupaye Udhar De Tere Liye Gift Lena Hai