Santa: Jab Bhi Kapde Dhota Barish Ho Jati Ek Din Dhup Nikali Usne Bhagwan Ka Shukriya Kiya Aur Dukan Par Sarf Lene Ke Liye Gaya; Tabhi Achanak Jor-Jor Se Badal Garjane Lage: Santa Fataft Aasman Ki Taraf Munh Karke Bola "Kidhar Chale?" "Main To Biskut Lene Aaya Hu!"
Silender Ke Liye Lambi Line Dekh Santa Gusse Men Bola "Main Abhi Gas Agency Ke Malik Ko Jute Maar Ke Aata Hu" Kuch Der Baad Vo Vapas Fir Se Line Me Lag Gaya Banta Ne Pucha "Mar Aaye Jute?" Santa: Kaha Yar Vahan Isse Bhi Lambi Line Lagi Hai
Jito: 26 Janvari Ko Parmanu Hathiyaron Ki Jhaki Dekh Kar Kitna Achha Lagta Hai Santa: Main Modi Ji Se Aagrah Kar Ke Agali Pared Me Belan Bhi Rakhne Ko Kahunga Kyonki Hindustani Pati Ke Liye To Belan Bhi Kisi Parmanu Hathiyar Se Kam Nahi Hai
Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
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