Koi Dost Ho Tum Jaisa; Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tum Jaisa; Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tum Jaisa; . . . . . . . . Pata Nahin Kyon Sab Mujhe Yahi Kahte Rahte Hain
Charpach Din Ghumne Kya Chala Gaya... . . . . . . . . . . . Sare Dost Mujhe "Muhalle Ka Modi" Kahne Lage
Garl: Mere Abbu Tumhen Bahut Pasand Karte Hain! Pathan (Sharmaate Hue): Par Main Shadi Tumse Hi Karunga!
Dost: Tumne Itne Chotchote Bal Kyon Katwae? Pathan: Darasal Nai Ke Pas 3 Rupaye Chhuttee Nahin The To Maine Kaha Ki 3 Rupaye Ke Aur Kat De!
Dost: Agar Shila Kuch Time Pahle Javan Ho Jaati To Kya Hota? Pathan: To Bechari Munni Shayad Kam Badnaam Hoti
Pathan Rel Ki Patari Par Leta Hua Tha Uske Dost Ne Pucha "Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Rel Gujari To Mar Jaoge Pathan: Abhi Upar Se Jahaj Gujra Kuchh Nahin Hua To Rel Kya Chiz Hai!