Techer: Hamare Mulk Men Doctors Ki Tadad Badhti Ja Rahi Hai Aur Marij Ki Tadad Kam Hoti Ja Rahi Hai Fir Techer Ne Pappu Ki Taraf Ishara Kiya Aur Pucha Vaise Tum Bade Hokar Kya Banoge? Pappu: Janab Main Marij Ban Kar Doctors Ki Khidmat Karunga!
After quite a number of days of being admitted in the hospital, Santa to his wife, Jeeto: I'm worried, dear. I don't think doctors have any idea about my ailment. Jeeto: What makes you think that way? Santa: The "Suggestion Box" at the end of the bed!