Santa: Doctor Sahab Jodon Me Dard Rahta Hai Kya Karu? Doctor: Jode To Bhagwan Banata Hai Pagle Ismen Hum Doctor Kya Kar Sakte Hain?
Doctor: Ab Aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain Fir Bhi Itna Dar Kyon Rahe Hain? Marij: Jis Trak Se Meri Durghatna Hui Thi Uspe Likha Tha Zindagi Rahi To Fir Milenge!
Patient: Doctor Main Roj 100 Rs. Ki Dawa Lekar Ja Raha Hun But Koi Faida Nahi Hua! Doctor: Achha Chalo Aaj Se 80 Rs. Ki Lekar Jao. Patient: Usse Kya Hoga? Doctor:Arre 20 Rs. Ka Faida Hoga!