Ek Dost Ne Dusre Dost Ko Fon Kiya Pahla Dost: Bhai Main Aaj Mama Ban Gaya Dusra Dost: Matlab Didi Maa Bani Hain? Pahla Dost: Abe Nahin Be Pulis Men Naukari Lag Gayi Hai Meri
Angry Boss: Why are you late for office today? Employee: Sir, my BMW did not come today. Boss (shockingly): You come to office on a BMW? Employee: No sir. BMW Matlab Bartan Maanjne Wali!