Pathan Shadi Men Bahut Der Tak Khana Kha Raha Tha! Kisi Ne Pucha Kab Tak Khaoge? Pathan: Main To Khud Khakha Ke Dukhi Hu! Par Kya Karu Card Men Likha Tha Dinner 7 Pi Em Se 10 Pi Em!
Pathan Apni Begam Ko English Sikha Raha Tha Dopahar Men Begam Boli "Dinner Kha Lo Ji" Pathan: Jahil Aurat Ye Dinner Nahi Lunch Hai Begam: Jahil Tu Tera Sara Khandan Karmfute Ye Raat Ka Bacha Hua Khana Hai Dimag Mat Dauda Roti Charlee
Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge? Santa: Main toh khud pareshan hoon.....par card me likha hai, . . . "Dinner 7-12 PM!"
पठान अपनी बेगम को English सिखा रहा था। दोपहर में बेगम बोली, "Dinner खा लो जी।" पठान: जाहिल औरत ये Dinner नही Lunch है। बेगम: जाहिल तू, तेरा सारा ख़ानदान, करमफुटे। ये रात का बचा हुआ खाना है। दिमाग मत दौड़ा, रोटी चरले।
A friendship story: 1st frnd: Dekh maine naya mobile liya.. 2nd frnd: Waah, chal party de fir me tujhe gift duga. Sham ko wo hotel gaye. (after dinner) 2nd frnd: Tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya.? 1st frnd: Mobile bechke.. Teri khushi se badhkar thodi kuch hai.? 2nd frnd: Saale, mujhe pata tha, tu aisa hi krega.. Isliye maine tera becha hua mobile us dukan se le liya tha.. Le tera gift..! Zindagi me Dost nahi, Dosto me Zindagi hai its a really true friendship