Isse Badi Bedardi Kya Hogi Kismat Ki Hamare Sath... . . . . . . . . Riting Kharab Thi Fir Bhi Doctor Na Ban Sake
Dost Ne Pathan Ko Pucha "Khan Sahab Aap To Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Wale The Na?" Pathan: Yaar Kal Jaunga Aaj Meri Tabiyat Kharab Hai!
Doctor: Sir Par Chot Kaise Lagi? Pathan: Main Apni Hawai Chappal Se Divar Men Keel Thonk Raha Tha! Doctor: Usse Chot Ka Kya Lenadena? Pathan: Usi Vakt Mere Padosi Ne Kaha Ki Kabhikabhi Dimag Ka Bhi Istemaal Kar Liya Karo!
Aaj Ki Taja Khabar: Ek Pathan Ne Bivi Ki Mohabbat Men 'Nasavar' Chhod Di Aur Tin Din Bad /> Dimag Kharab Hone Ki Vajah Se 'Bivi' Chhod Di
Pappu: Usko Pane Ke Liye Main Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad Padata! Banti: Fir Jagadde Kyon Nahin? Kisne Roka Tha? Pappu: Maine Socha Ki Vakat Kharab Chal Raha Hai Bhagwan Se Panga Lena Thik Nahin!
Garlfrend: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimaag Tum Kya Loge? Pappu: Paisa Garlfrend: Main To Dimag Leti Pappu: Ab Jiske Paas Jo Nahin Hai Vo Vahi To Lega