Pathan: Kal Ek Pahalavan Ne Mere Bhai Ko Pita Mujhe Pata Laga To Main To Sidha Uske Ghar Ghus Gaya Sindhi: To Fir Kya Hua? Pathan: Vahi Jo Mere Bhai Ke Sath Hua Pahalavan Ne Mujhe Bhi Khub Pita
Kahte Hain Jaha Aadmi Ko Ek Baar Dhokha Mile Waha Kabhi Dobara Jana Nahin Chahiye Par Kya Karen Bhai Sasural To Jana Hi Padta Hai
Jab Ladka 4 Din Tak Bina Kuchh Bole Lauki Kha Leta Hai To Baap Samajh Jata Hai Ki... Launda Sukhi Avan Safal Vaivahik Jivan Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Gaya Hai
Santa Ek Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Bad Bola: Bhai Thodi Chini Do Dukandar: Chini Kyon? Santa: Soch Raha Hu Khane Ke Baad Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye!
HYDERABADI JOKE: Sallu Bhai: Gullu Bhai, Cheel Ku English Mein Kya Bolte, Maloom kya? Gullu: Nai Maloom, Miyan! Sallu: Bhai EAGLE Bolte. Isliye Bolte Chaar Kilaasa Padh Leta! Gullu: Abaa Aisa... Terku Maloom Bemaar Cheel ku kya Bolte? Sallu: Nai Maloom, Bhai. Gullu: Bimar Eagle ko ILLEGAL Bolte Hein!