Pappu: Tujhe Yaha Se Delhi Jane Men 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aane Men 3 Din Vo Bhi Nai Kar Se? Garlfrend: Janu Ye Kar Banane Wale Bhi Pagal Hain Jaane Ke Liye 4 Giyar Aur Aane Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Revers) Giyar
Santa to a fellow Delhi Metro passenger, "Pardon me, when does Connaught Place station arrive?" Fellow Passenger: Just watch me get off one station after you do. Santa: Thank you!